Anonymous asked
how much do you weigh?

monicalewinsky1996:

enough to break the ice can i get ur number

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

What the hell, you dont call soda “pop” in new england wtf is this garbage??? I thought pop was midwestern

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

What the hell, you dont call soda “pop” in new england wtf is this garbage??? I thought pop was midwestern

emilyclintonkennedy:

hrhsussex:

Hillary and Bill tho.

I warned u

Lol they are so out of control is there rehab for this

darthdaenerys:

Leonardo DiCaprio dancing like a total dork at Coachella

oooomg is he wearing a newsboy cap? he is seriously the lamest person out side of movies. whenever you see candid pix of him he is dressed in really scummy ill fitting clothes and just looks like….lame………..

BUT I STILL LOVE HIM

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles (brooklyn)

commovente:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/4419333787.html

I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.

It will require a 30 minute soak.

The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.

Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.

can i eat them tho

Close your eyes and imagine the best version of you possible. That’s who you really are, let go of any part of you that doesn’t believe it.

C. Assaad  (via a-living-world)

shit

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)